RECENTLY King Bambam flew to Denmark to get some of things which liberal, porn capital Copenhagen is famous for, namely, international conferences. While there he, apparently, tried to convince some White Europeans to relocate the Olympics into the USA. Officially he failed.
Some news commentators, on Fox,
pointed out how much the flights there and back “cost.” Other than the cash (which was in the
billions!) Air force One, the
official plane, expelled tons and tons and tons of carbon based pollution. And as we all “know” such things cause
climate change, which kill whales, melt the polar ice caps, and cause fires in
California. So these commentators
implied that Bambam was not doing something good.
In fact, of course, nothing could be further from the truth. Well, actually a great many things could be, and are, much further from the truth, but you understand what I mean. Bambam actually showed great compassion for the less wealthy in the country, and the world, and the universe.
His actions, by directly increasing the temperature of the Earth, thereby reduced the need for fossil fuel consumption this winter for purposes of producing heat. Yes, by flying that big plane around, poor people now will need to burn fewer scraps of wood to keep from freezing when December comes around.
So fewer people will die this winter, which increases the population, and this means more of a strain on the Earth’s limited resources… Ignore that. This means fewer carbon based pollutants, and thus a decrease in the temperature of the Earth which means colder winters…
At any rate, King Bambam is to be praised for his imperial foresight and unselfishness. And Fox News should stop picking on him.
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